FF1S.22.17 - I'm So Excited (I'm So Scared)
Aye aye, it's the United States Grand Prix, a race that's always really exciting. Not this year though, it was a bit dull. We talk about it for a bit and then, once again, go off on some frankly baffling tangents. Beer: ff1s.com/pintpintpint Shaved balls: manscaped.com + code ballballsballs Newsletter: ff1s.com/newsnewsnews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
FF1S.22.16 - That Don't Impress Me Dutch
Another week, another Verstappen victory and another catastrophic Ferrari disaster. And another disturbing Manscaped advert. Phill and Terry are joined by Ollie Peart to look back on the Dutch Grand Prix, where flares, pit failures and angry shouting...
FF1S.22.15 - Spa You Gonna Go My Way?
Spa is a guarantee of brilliant racing, except last year when it wasn't and this year when it also wasn't. Still, there was at least some excitement at the start with Verstappen and Leclerc charging from the back, and Hamilton forgetting how to overtake. But then... boredom. Phill and Terry are joined once again by Drew Stearne to run through the Belgian Grand Prix, with songs and inappropriate behaviour. Beer: ff1s.com/pintpintpint Shaved balls: manscaped.com + code ballballsballs Newsletter: ff1s.com/newsnewsnews
FF1S.22.14 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, or Not
Ferrari continued to go Boom in Hungary, and Phill and Terry are joined by actual F1 commentator Jack Nicholls to comb through the wreckage. They also look with incredulity at the developing saga around Alpine, Aston, Alonso and Piastri, and wonder if anyone in F1 actually knows what the hell they’re doing. Beer: ff1s.com/pintpintpint Shaved balls: manscaped.com + code ballballsballs Newsletter: ff1s.com/newsnewsnews
FF1S.22.13 - NOOOOOOOO Diggity
The French Grand Prix was gearing up to be the usual snoozefest, but then the Ferrari clown car came careering into the Circuit Paul Ricard, squirting us in the face with their lapel flower of incompetence. Phill and Terry are joined by proper journalist Niamh Lewis to look back at a weekend where just about everyone from Maranello (except Carlos Sainz) made a fool of themselves, just to keep us entertained. All that, and another advert for Manscaped. YAY! Beer: ff1s.com/pintpintpint Shaved balls: manscaped.com + code ballballsballs Newsletter: ff1s.com/newsnewsnews
FF1S.22.11 - Ferrari Still Friends?
Racing! Explosions! Abuse in the crowd! Yes, it's everything we love about the Austrian Grand Prix, and some stuff we really don't like too. Cam Tait is our guest Cheeka this week, joining Phill and Terry to ponder why Red Bull couldn't win at their own Ring, why Ferrari's engine blew up and why (some of) the Fucking Dutch can't behave at a racetrack. Beer: ff1s.com/pintpintpint Shaved balls: manscaped.com + code ballballsballs Newsletter: ff1s.com/newsnewsnews
FF1S.22.10 - Zhou Me How To Live
Every now and again, F1 delivers. At Silverstone, we were served a race that had just about everything, with Ferrari simultaneously winning and fucking everything up, Zhou retiring spectacularly, and several drivers actually managing to race wheel-to-wheel. Phill and Terry are joined by Carfection’s Drew Stearne to reflect on the weekend and talk yet again about racism. Yay!
FF1S.22.09 - Canada You Feel The Love Tonight
Canadian GP
The rain promised non-stop action at the Canadian Grand Prix, and sure, qualifying was fun, but then the race was... well, it was fine. Verstappen won, Sainz couldn't get past him and Leclerc was at the back. Are Mercedes good now? Answering that question is guest host Jake Yorath, who joins Phill and Terry to talk about racist drivers, terrible pitstops and all the usual nonsense. Jake also brings a really rather excellent Teams song.
FF1S.22.08 - Baby Got Baku
Azerbaijan GP
Phill, Terry and guest host Alex Goy are back up in your earholes to discuss the Azerbaijan Grand Prix, where Ferrari self-destructed and Max Verstappen won his first legitimate world title.
The gang talks about that, whether Max will fire his Dad, and Hamilton’s broken back, and then meander off to ruminate on musical roads, Le Mans and whether young Red Bull drivers are actually drug mules.
FF1S.22.07 - Please Stop This Thing You Started
Monaco! The jewel in the crown of F1, except it’s a shit jewel that makes the crown look boring. Phill and Terry are joined by a new substitute Cheeka, Anouszka Tate, to talk about whether this year’s race was any better because of rain and crashes, whether Monaco will actually continue on the calendar, and whether Ferrari will just continue to fuck things up for the rest of the year.
FF1S.22.06 - Only Happy When It Spains
Spanish GP
With our regular host sidelined due to the introduction of a new junior team, Ollie Peart steps in to join Phill and Terry in a look back at the Spanish Grand Prix. It was more fun than we expected, chiefly thanks to incompetence on a number of levels. Something we can absolutely identify with. Enjoy!
FF1S.22.05 - Theme from Miami Christ
Miami GP
It’s the Miami GP! And just like the event we’ve hyped it up to the max only to deliver TEDIUM. Cheeka, Phill and Terry look back over a very silly event and talk about Miami porpoises, San Marino and shit grid walks.
FF1S.22.04 - Bye Bye Bernie (Reprise)
If you're looking at the show notes, that's because you're confused by references to Button and Bernie. And that's because this is our review of the 2016 Italian Grand Prix.
Some of it will be very dated. Some probably quite tasteless. But it's a snapshot we felt important to give you this week as we're all a bit ill.
FF1S.22.03 - Charles in Charge
If there isn’t a missile attack, was there even a Grand Prix? Yes, according to Australia, which radically changed its track and nobody really noticed. Then Charles Leclerc won the championship already, Max Verstappen retired (again) and Mercedes somehow spawned a podium (again).
Cheeka, Phill and Terry try to make sense of it all, then give up and drink and make filthy jokes. Again.
FF1S.22.02 - Smoke on the Waterfront
Saudia Arabian GP
Coming at you like a missile from the sky or Nicholas Latifi into a barrier, it's the Saudi Arabian GP podcast! Cheeka, Phill and Terry contrast the shitshow of calamity and nastiness that surrounded the weekend with the race itself, which was actually rather entertaining. Also we talk about balls for money.
FF1S.22.01 - Red, Red, Whine
Bahrain GP
The 2022 F1 season is go go go! And it was quite boring for a lot of the time, but then the Bahrain Grand Prix sprang into life just as the Red Bull engines died. Cheeka, Phill and Terry are TOGETHER, in person for one night only to discuss the new rules, the new even-whinier Max Verstappen and the apparently now-dominant Ferraris. Enjoy!
FF1S.22.00 - Accidentally on Porpoise
Preseason Podcast Preview!
F1 is back! And it’s as disfunctional and silly as always, despite the fact that we haven’t had any racing yet. Cheeka, Phill and Terry gather round some microphones to discuss everything that’s happened since the Horror at Abu Dhabi, including WAR, Magnussen’s return, new rules and porpoising. And Netflix. Reluctantly.
The FF1S 2021 Review Of The Season Of Driving (Part 2)
The season is hotting up and so is Terry’s love life. Part 2 of our 2021 season review sees Cheeka, Phill, Terry and Jack look back on a litany of management failures, edge-of-the-seat action and high drama. And that’s just Terry’s diary. They also look at the year’s F1 races, while consuming alcohol in large amounts.
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